Some people deserve a high five to the face…others a low five to the balls.
So I was watching Bob’s Burgers earlier, and I noticed that all their noses look like smiley faces…
I cannot unsee this.

So I was watching Bob’s Burgers earlier, and I noticed that all their noses look like smiley faces…

I cannot unsee this.

Matt Smith does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (X)

The hollow victory of a hollow face
licking air off your fingers
and cheese dust off your memories
where the crumbs on your shirt
are remnants of personality.
Where chocolate is just a color
and greens are merely food
that you nibble off the plate.
Where butter is a slip of tongue,
less one t,
add the comma,
and bathroom scales read like golf cards,
lower equals better,
lower means you win.
Except you never win,
save for the hollow victory
of that hollow face.
Bliss gone six feet under
as it drowns in salty tears
from your skeleton above.
The silver spoon has rusted
and the only thing you’ll eat is your words.
God bless your broken soul.
Lord knows I’ve tried.
Challenge: Minimum of one selfie per month.Point of Challenge: To stop caring about not hitting the “standard of beauty.”January:Yoga on Interview DayFebruary: Search for a ValentineMarch: Nose in a BookApril: Jerzy KosinskiMay: Photobombing Feline CompanionJune: Giant Gambling DieJuly: We Are - Big Time RushAugust: The Doctor Returns 

Challenge: Minimum of one selfie per month.
Point of Challenge: To stop caring about not hitting the “standard of beauty.”
January:Yoga on Interview Day
February: Search for a Valentine
March: Nose in a Book
April: Jerzy Kosinski
May: Photobombing Feline Companion
June: Giant Gambling Die
July: We Are - Big Time Rush
A
ugust: The Doctor Returns 

Flimsy Little Plastic Miracles

Ron Currie Jr

An awkward, blunt, sarcastic control freak aiming for that impossible standard of happiness, by simultaneously living in a world of idealized fiction and the broken truth.

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